Needs Work
We have claims that we have the urn. We have claims that we have the “burns” from the urn. Now, I am looking for a volunteer! I want someone who will go out and buy it. I want someone who will solicit all registered members. You are going to receive water tight specimen jars. You will paint the liquid on to the item for that age effect. Make sure to take a picture of it too. Then you can sell it on online and share the profits with me. (‘cause it’s my hair brained scheme.) Then we can say that we had an “authentic, genuine Shaolin urinal"!!!

"Then we can say that we had an “authentic, genuine Shaolin urinal"!!!" MrE2Me2, I'm sorry to have to break this to you, but I believe you're losing it... Did you bump your head or something? LOL, it would be sad if it wasn't so funny. BTW, the door on the right in the pictures on your website looks awfully small. How do you go through it? It's only like shoulder-high!

Hello Vortexx, You posted,"MrE2Me2, I'm sorry to have to break this to you, but I believe you're losing it... Did you bump your head or something?" Uh...I guess it shows that my dog ate my meds and i haven't replaced them, huh? You posted,"BTW, the door on the right in the pictures on your website looks awfully small. How do you go through it? It's only like shoulder-high! I can go through it but my ego has an awful time. Seriously, It took me a minute to realize what you were talking about. These pictures were taken upstairs in my kitchen. The door in the pictures is my front door. My foyer is sunken and what you see is an optical illiusion. Regards, MrE2Me2

"I can go through it but my ego has an awful time." That's a pretty creative approach to getting rid of your ego, by filtering it through the doorway. So do you leave it inside when you're going out, or do you leave it outside when you're coming in?

Hello Vortexx. You posted,"That's a pretty creative approach to getting rid of your ego, by filtering it through the doorway. So do you leave it inside when you're going out, or do you leave it outside when you're coming in? Actually, it is more like a rubber ball and stretches out of shape in order to fit. When it finally gets through the door, it snaps into me like a rubber band and knocks me flying. No...wait...isn't this where I'm supposed to be all zen like and stoic? Nah! That was almost a seniors moment! Regards, MrE2Me2 p.s., in all seriouness, your idea would be nice if it worked that way.

Now seriously folks, I’m looking for a rube…I mean an entrepreneur. Someone who can but one of these. http://cgi.ebay.ca/NEW-VINTAGE-Stainless-Steel-Medical-Male-Urinal-NOS-NR_W0QQitemZ250025988315QQihZ015QQcategoryZ4067QQtcZphotoQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem#ebayphotohosting And solicit the members to send you one of these (full). http://www.sciencekit.com/category.asp_Q_c_E_431339 You know the rest. Probably just me, But I think it would just be too heavy to get one of these through the mail. http://www.urinal.net/ Later, MrE2Me2

Okay…Okay… So you don’t like my first idea. How about…wait for it! Beanies!!! http://www.geekculture.com/geekculturestore/webstore/caps.html Instead of colored belts! We could all wear black beanies! (With elastic bands to hold them on.) They’d have different colored propellers to indicate rank! Ya gotta admit…we’d be unique!

You know you’re paranoid when: You brush your teeth in a cat stance! You shave in neutral with one eye on the guy in the mirror, just in case! Your wife goes to hug you and you apply “Sweeping Crane”! Your client attempts to shake your hand, so you apply “Breaking the Branch”!

All hail Cobra-Kai!!! Wax on, Wax off :D

To all, Do you realize that we are the only system of Martial Arts that can do this? We can leave home. We can go to KFC. We can train kung fu in KFC. We can leave the KFC. Then we can enter another type of K.F.C. Here we can eat at this K.F.C. And then we can leave this K.F.C. And we can go back home. (I’m glad ‘cause I’m all KFCed out.) Regards, MrE2Me2

To all, I live in the lowermainland of B.C. (about 30 minutes outside Vancouver). A couple of days ago I’d been planning to cut my grass one more time before spring. Yesterday we got a foot of snow (30 cm). Today we got another foot (a total of 60 cm). At minus 11 degrees Celsius, I have been doing a lot of cold shoveling with wet snow. I felt kinda bad until I saw what Edmonton had…minus 22 degrees. It all makes me appreciate the usually mild weather I get, all that much more. Regards, MrE2Me2